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In a case rife with lessons, a lawyer learned another valuable one today:  If you’re going to dish out the vitriol in your briefing with certain judges, be ready to be put in your place. 

The case of Thorogood v. Sears Roebuck & Co. is already famous for the suggestion made by plaintiffs’ counsel in oral argument that the Seventh Circuit panel’s three male judges poll their wives to see if they agreed whether the possibility that a stainless steel clothes dryer contained non-stainless components made them fearful of rust damage to their laundry.  The panel conducted the poll as suggested and the unanimous “no” result helped to solidify Judge Posner’s conclusion that the proposed fraud claims was not susceptible to common proof.

Today’s decision was an unusually lengthy denial of a rehearing petition, following an appeal of an earlier panel decision holding that the all Writs Act permits a federal district court to enter an injunction against future putative class actions in other courts on the same grounds in which the district court previously denied certification.  Judge Posner, also the author of the three previous decisions in the course of the litigation, explained the lengthy opinion by saying that it might be helpful to readers of the panel’s previous opinions in the case, as well as to the author of the petition for rehearing, “whose accusations are over the top, as we shall now explain, and who may wish to moderate his fury.”

Aside from being an exceedingly entertaining read (for anyone other than the petitioners’ counsel), the opinion is of interest for Judge Posner’s additional discussion of the potential (with an emphasis on the word potential) abuses of class action settlements by both plaintiffs’ attorneys and defendants.

No doubt there will great discussion about this opinion across the web in the coming weeks.

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